Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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This baby is an asshole
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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