I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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