Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
There r osticjed everywhere
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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