only if we run a train.
done.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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