i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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