Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
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Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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