whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We're too hungover to prance.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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