This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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