I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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