Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
sarcasm needs its own font
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I need to align my fucking chakras
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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