Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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