Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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