Define "chronic" masturbator.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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