was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
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He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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