just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize