Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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