that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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