apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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