I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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