at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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