I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I AM VODKA MAN
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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