East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
It was confusing and full of hummus
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
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Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
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Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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