At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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