Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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