i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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