I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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