11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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