I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
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i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize