East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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