How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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