Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
of course. lets lasso hookers.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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