I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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