i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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