Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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