is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
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I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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