I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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