I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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