His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
how does that bad decision feel?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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