Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
organizing the empties. That sober.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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