it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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