I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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