You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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