We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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