Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
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Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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