I heard we made out
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
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Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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