im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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