OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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