i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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