I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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