i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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